But put in “just a little” more salt than usual.

Or bake it, then store it overnight in a dehydrator for safety before frosting it.
Or forget to add the extract … or make a mistake and use Tabasco instead instead of vanilla.
Or start it … but don’t get it done in time.
Or stumble as you make the delivery.
Or accidentally give it to the wrong customer … lots of stuff can happen if you just put your mind to it.

Just don’t refuse the order if the law requires you to accept it. You (might) have to make the cake … but it doesn’t have to be your best cake.

Or you could get the dates mixed up.

Whatever you do, just don’t refuse the order (and make sure you get a nice, fat, non-refundable deposit).

I’m not anti-gay (although I’m not going to lie and say that my closest friends are gay), but I am anti-government dictating morality and I am against this seeming crusade by gays to force their viewpoints on others.

Lighten up and back off … we find your viewpoints repulsive and, while we don’t intend to convince you to abandon them, we should not be forced into enabling them.

If I have the right not to have sex with a homosexual, then I shouldn’t have to bake them a cake, either.

This wasn’t the only bakery around … it’s stand regarding this matter was likely known before-hand and it was targeted by queers trying to force their views on straights.

A civil person would have simply taken their business down the street and let their friends know why. These jerks took a hissy-fit and went to an attorney because somebody didn’t like them.

Better get used to that, sweeties … lots of folks don’t like you.